reptiles once ruled the planet . . . and then warm-blooded tool-making upright-walking apes took over, and the reptiles retreated underground. thousands of years later, at the apex of human apathy, they reemerged to exact revenge. using their shapeshifting abilities they disguised themselves as human beings and infiltrated our society. they now run every government and money-making enterprise on earth and will fuck us all into oblivion because they are cold-blooded and incapable of feeling empathy.
(it would be nice to spoon someone / be spooned by someone (so lonely))