one time i made a video called “welp, i’m done; or, i’m sick of this god damn cafeteria food” and in it i run a garden hose from the tailpipe of my car into the driver’s side window and then i say “there’s no punchline” and lean the seat back and let the car fill with carbon monoxide (i mean, i obviously took the hose out of the tailpipe before i started the car)
anyway i just watched it for the first time in four years or something and i noticed in the background that a car slams on the brakes, does a U-turn, and then slowly drives by my house again
i guess they thought i was really Doing The Deed!