My family has asked me what I want for Christmas. I told them I don’t want anything. It’s true! But if they do end up sending me a little bit of money, I’m going to spend every penny of it on my cat, Dante.

I was playing with Dante a few minutes ago, and I picked him up and said, “Listen: I need you, man. You’re the only thing I’ve got. And I’m going to use my Christmas money to get your shots, and have your teeth cleaned.”

He wiggled out of my arms and begged for a treat and I obliged!!!