look don’t tell the cops i told you this but i think that maybe i just experienced vertigo for the first time. but then i don’t really know what vertigo feels like. basically what i felt was like in a movie where someone is staring down a long corridor and the floor and walls begin to twist up in a clockwise spiral. it is slow and barely perceptible.

i’m staring at the room here and it is definitely slanted.

uhhhh have i lost my mind