“Let’s just get this over with, man. You’ve got to earn that paycheck, and I’ve got a date with the Almighty.”
—me to the hangman

“You are all fools, and so was I.”
—me addressing the crowd right before they hang me

“I have seen you in my dreams.”
—me to the Grim Reaper as he guides me through the dark void

“Go easy on me, Father. I did my best with what I was given.”
—me upon meeting The Creator of the Universe