pictured: ryan “ghost flesh” starsailor and his merry band of little buddies

alternate caption: “no doctor in the world would tell you this is what a healthy human being looks like”

alternate caption: “despite all odds, i can still feel a pulse inside this thing”

alternate caption: “nurse, phone the morgue and tell ’em we’ve got a fresh one”

alternate caption: “that ain’t pasta sauce on my lip, baby—that’s just a wound that will never heal”

alternate caption: “that ain’t pasta sauce on my heart, baby—that’s just a wound that will never heal”

ok good-night