Tonight at McCune’s we put on the new Electric Wizard album (which isn’t very good) and lit some candles and screwed in a red lightbulb and pulled from the tarot deck. We were just messing around like a couple of dumb jerks, so we pulled cards for “love” and “wealth” and so on. He was about to put away the deck when I told him we should pull future cards—cards that represent our future!

Well, I got ‘Death’.