LOOK: i know i have no dog in this fight . . . and for the sake of everyone i should just never make observations about this cheesedick planet ever again

i ought to go off and die, is what i ought to do

but for GOD’S SAKE: can we please come together as a species, as a so-called civilized people, and agree to stop commenting on a woman’s instagram picture with “Stunning.”

i have never in my life felt the urge to use this stupid word

again: this doesn’t personally affect me, but it’s so head-up-your-own-ass feeling that it makes me sick, and i see it EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE

gonna go out on a limb and say that probably nobody has ever thought that actually means anything

nobody has ever absorbed that word and felt glad


get bent, you cheese-eating cockroach idiot