I was supposed to have been in Europe from August 3rd until the 17th . . . I had tickets to Lisbon and Madrid and Amsterdam and Berlin, and then I was going to go down to Italy, to Milan, and catch a ride with my good friend Katrijn and her daughters, who were traveling all the way from Brussels to the countryside south of Tuscany. She had booked a few nights at this beautiful house there, that had a gate and a pool and everything. Look at this god damn place:

Man! It would have been so cool!

But it’s Totally OK, because something better is about to happen . . . something better by orders of magnitude! I’ll tell you soon!! Yeah!!!