Many of you have emailed me in the last two months. I want you to know that I have set aside two (2) 5mg time-release capsules of Adderall for the explicit purpose of answering those emails in one (1) sitting. Tomorrow I will wake at 1 p.m. Pacific Standard Time (PST) and do just that. Please anticipate it!

I will also make a liter of green tea, you see, and I will consume all of it while I am seated at my desk. A little bit of caffeine mixed with these good and useful amphetamines will course through my body, allowing me to finally Get The Job Done.

Anyway: Kiss kiss! So long for now, punks!!