I am in Belgium visiting my friends Katrijn and Jef and Cornelia and Delphina, all humans, and their cats Billy and Molly. This is Billy. He is a sort of benevolent house spirit and gentle demigod. He lumbers around like a sleepy little elephant. I love him.

Anyway, I have a lot more to say . . . but it’ll have to wait until get back to the high tower in the fortified compound where I live. I wonder how Schöneberg has been getting along without its Count Dracula, who is me. I will resume my godforsaken occupation tonight at midnight.

Till then~