it sincerely creeps me out when a man who is not wearing a tie buttons his shirt all the way up

especially when it’s a short-sleeve button-up shirt

and is also wearing coral-colored and / or anchor-patterned shorts with boat shoes

it is not something that i even have to think about

there is something inherently deeply unsettling about it to me

maybe it’s because those guys tend to be republicans and / or cheese-eating GQ magazine sons of bitches

(tangentially related: the word “dapper” sucks and should be eradicated)

but these are my problems and, as with everything else on this insufferable hellprison called planet earth, i will continue to grit my teeth and bear it in (relative) silence

ok bye