06 October 2019

SPEAKING OF BALTIMORE: I walked by this dumpster in my neighborhood all the time when I lived alone in Mount Vernon / Station North, and every single time I saw it I would say to myself (aloud): “Hell yeah dude.”

Sometimes, in order to remind myself of the true nature of reality, lest I forget, I would go out my way to see those eight magical words—which, for those who came in late, are:

LIVIN ON THE TIP
OF A CLOWNS DICK

Don’t you dare try to tell me that isn’t where we, as a people, live . . . because you know god damn well it is~!!! Or maybe only some of us live on the tip . . . in which case I feel sorry for y’all losers way the hell down there livin out your sorry-ass lives on the tip of a clown’s shoe. That’s sad.

OK!