I’m sorry. I’m going to have to use the F-word:

Every third person you meet here has a tattoo of a fucking tree. And not some cool-ass Tokien tree, or some cool-ass Winnie the Pooh-ass Hundred Acre Wood tree. No: It is the same tree every time, and it is the god dang vanilla ice cream of trees: the pine tree.

And they’ve all got them on their forearms!! It’s insane how many of these I’ve seen. Hundreds!!

ok bye!!!!