Well: As a responsible citizen of this world, and as a fine American otherwise, I did my duty and got my six-month STD test. Looks like I don’t have chlamydia, gonorrhea, HIV, or syphilis for that matter. According to this chart I am both a Negative and Non Reactive person (lol). Hey, not bad.
My doctor also listened to my heart and lungs and looked inside my ears and nose and eyes and mouth, and so on. It’s all looking good, he said. Guy has a medical degree, so I’m just gonna go ahead and take his word for it.
Meanwhile I think my shrink thinks I’m absolutely insane, or at the very least believes I am living inside a nightmarish fantasy world fueled by my own paranoid delusions. To which I say: Uh-huh. Whoops!
That’s all folks!!!