Whoa!! Look what I found the other day. That’s me and my buddy Erin in Austin . . . I think sometime in 2012, probably the summer. She took me to this terrible party. It was so bad that we went into the house and put on dumb hats.

I looked her up the other day. Girl done got herself a husband and a kid now. She probably thinks I’m dead. Hell, I would too.

(Man, good thing I got rid of that mustache, huh.)