02 October 2019

you would not believe the amount of times someone who is also my friend has said to me: “i’m sorry i stopped talking to you for a while. the guy i was dating at the time was jealous that we were friends.”

we must imagine they were presented with some sad and pathetic ultimatum: “it’s either him or me”

man what. come on. who are these freakin jerkweed scumbag twerps, and why are you dating them?? tell them to get over themselves or kick em off the god damn train! they’re just projecting their insecurities and, let’s face it, they probably just suck anyway lol