HOW BOUT THIS: Let’s create Blade Runner officers and Voight-Kampff empathy test machines. The test is not to weed out Replicants, but psychopaths and Republicans instead. We’ll funnel the entire population of Earth, all seven billion of us, into Empathy Test Centers and put the machine on them. The test must be fool-proof! If the results show that you are an unfeeling psychopath, you will either be retired or sent to an Off-world colony where you and all of the rest of the psychopaths can remorsely kill and rip each other off I guess.

Hmm. OK maybe this is a bad idea. Well how the hell else are we going to save this stinking planet??? Also I wanna be a Blade Runner~