Before I moved to Oakland in 2013, I made this mockup of what I wanted my house to look like:

(That was my real living room! I just grabbed a picture from the Craigslist ad~)

((That place ended up being a former meth lab, by the way. I found an article about it on some website about Oakland neighborhoods. Apparently when my scumbag landlord bought the place, my bedroom contained a dog skeleton.))

(((Nice house otherwise~)))

When I moved back to Oakland from that miserable hole called Portland, I made a new mockup of the house Kerwin and I wanted to live in:

Hmmmm. Maybe none of those jokes make sense. They’re not any good either!

Yup! bye