This is the best a man has ever looked.

(I once met a girl in Oakland, who for some reason came to my 26th birthday, and it was there she told me she didn’t think Harrison Ford was hot. To which I replied: “Baby, you’re dead wrong.” She later invited me over to watch one of the worst TV shows I’ve ever seen. Nice girl though . . .)

Also: don’t pay any mind to the haters . . . hating on this movie is the Normie Take. TEMPLE OF DOOM rules.