My good friend Julia is looking for a new place to live in Berlin on account of her scumbag landlord using a loophole to get rid of her and her roommate.

If you are in Berlin and want to share a place with one of the sweetest people who ever walked God’s green earth . . . reach out to her. I solemnly vouch for her utter goodness. Yes!

I have half a mind to buy a bunkbed and take her in myself, but I think my vampiric lifestyle would quickly drive her insane. Namely, I go to sleep at six in the morning and sleep till noon . . .