monday / 26 june 2017 / 01:35 pst: while swallowing a melatonin tablet, i, ryan starsailor, witnessed a deformed ant sadly dragging itself across my desk. it was missing three of its limbs on the left side of its body. wanting to spare the ant from whatever misery soon awaited it, i crushed it with the flat end of a hex key, killing it instantly.
i’m sorry, dude. you looked like you were in a lot pain and would have otherwise died slowly. but look! now you are free from the burden of existence! now you are One Of The Lucky Ones!
R.I.P. little ant on my desk~