i just watched a video of a kitten licking a baby pig’s face, the pig seeming to smile, and then the kitten crawls under the pig’s arm and they fall asleep together . . . and i’ll be god-damn son-of-a-bitch’d if i didn’t tear up a little right then and there!

sometimes you just got to do it, you know???

SORRY: y’all can laugh all you want but baby i gotta say: i love animals so much and anyone who hurts them should be forever imprisoned in a penal colony on some desolate asteroid way the hell up there . . . and maybe eaten alive by wolves and / or lions??

h’okay?? yeah bye