I sent out an SOS on Instagr*m asking for someone to send me a package with weed gummies and the new Zelda, and brother McCune pulled through! He even included a postcard with his own likeness, on the back of which he wrote me a nice message that included the phrase “Euro poon”. Oops!

Inside were some weed gummies hidden and mixed among some non-THC-infused candy, that new Zelda, and the deodorant I used in the US for like 15 years. German deodorant is really bad for some reason . . . I really don’t get it. Like come on.

Anyway yeah . . . I’ve been having a really good time with all three. Thank you my brother.