THIS WEBSITE exists for a few reasons, and one of those reasons is so I can PLACE MYSELF in TIME . . . otherwise I’d have no idea where the hell I was, or when, and even then. . . .

Anyway today I chose to look at November 2014. I don’t know why. I guess I liked that time. It was a good time. I was about to move into a cool-ass house in a cool-ass neighborhood with my best friends.

And it seems I wrote a post with a list of things I had hoped to do way the hell back then:

OK, here are some things I am either doing or going to do very soon (in no order):

• Get my cat’s shots
• Finish my stupid novel
• Move to North Oakland (this is happening Friday!)
• Sell my car
• Buy a motorcycle
• Finish designing a website where I will post three science-fiction stories a week (whoa this is almost done)
• Get a vasectomy (hah! seriously!)
• Get on food stamps (I think this will be done sometime this week)
• Go to the dentist (I want this more than anything else)
• Kiss someone cool????

Yeah!

OK well let’s see that once more, except this time I’m going to cross out what I actually did in the interim, nearly four years ago now:

OK, here are some things I am either doing or going to do very soon (in no order):

• Get my cat’s shots
• Finish my stupid novel
• Move to North Oakland (this is happening Friday!)
• Sell my car
• Buy a motorcycle
• Finish designing a website where I will post three science-fiction stories a week (whoa this is almost done)
• Get a vasectomy (hah! seriously!)
• Get on food stamps (I think this will be done sometime this week)
• Go to the dentist (I want this more than anything else)
• Kiss someone cool????

Yeah!

Nice~~

I did design a little website where I posted stories, but I ended up shelving it. Made more sense to consolidate everything here!!!

Why didn’t I ever buy a motorcycle? I still wanna. I even took a motorcycle safety course last October and got certified and everything. I reckon all I gotta do is go down to the DMV and get an M1 license. Hmm.

And for GOD’S SAKE why haven’t I published my completely finished novel?? It’s pretty good! maybe

Anyway yeah. I did it. I did a bunch of that stuff. Thank our Heavenly Father, and all that. I guess I should make a new list now.

Well, the end!