oakland and berkeley california last week

hey i’m lookin at you lookin at me

if i ain’t dead already

woooo

girl you know the reason why

when you really get down to it, virtually everything is a conspiracy created by rich people to make poor people feel stupid lol

maybe it’s because i’ve been trapped inside for a year, or because i’m 33 and have thus witnessed many iterations of this thing, or some combination of the two, but man the internet sure does seem fucking insufferable to me anymore

i’m not going to call out any SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS by name, though you know what? essentially everything i ever accidentally watch is crushingly unfunny and stupid. it’s embarrassing. i’m sorry

we are capable of making such beautiful things! so like what is this trash??

i know i’m being reductive and overdramatic but good LORD!!! it hurts my brain and i weep

Hey!! Did y’all celebrate Twin Peaks Day? I sure did! I went to Rudy’s Can’t Fail Cafe here in beautiful Emeryville, California, on a breezy 70-degree day, and had me a good ol time with this’n:

I went with apple pie over rhubarb. I apologize if that offends anyone’s pie sensibilities. Had I been in Oregon, as I was in 2017, I would have gotten marionberry pie, to wit:

Afterwards I retreated to my friends’ castle in the Oakland Hills, because that’s just the sort of thing I do these days.

THE END

all true

based on thirty-three years of empirical evidence, here is the conclusion i have come to:

a cool girl is always cooler than a cool boy