i did it

i finally got my face on a T-shirt

i told my friends hannah and mitch and leyla, who live in the pipehouse, and who made this shirt, i said: i promise i won’t sue you for copyright infringement if you give me one of those god darn T-shirts

they said “yeah dude” so i guess i sealed the deal

cuz that’s my character and my catchphrase, ok

that’s my intellectual property, baby

hah! i’m just kidding~

well: time to jump off the golden gate bridge and hope What Comes Next isn’t nearly as bad as this godawful hellprison—isn’t as bad as this queer little hole called the world