TONIGHT in the DARKNESS of my BEDROOM I searched deep within myself and wrote a short list of things I miss about Portland.

See: I think that place absolutely blows. OK??

But: as a sort of experiment I wanted to see if I could do it. I did! I do miss things. Whoops!

Um. I’m gonna wake up tomorrow morning and choke on a cup of coffee before I post it. Don’t like it? Well then get your own website, you creep!

Yeah. It’s comin. It’s a nice little thing.