30 May 2019

this stuff rules. traitor joe’s only carries it from mid-september to maybe november. last fall i bought three of them but now i’m down to my last one!! i think if i am conservative with it i can make it through the summer.

have y’all ever felt my skin? i’m soft as a preacher’s belly, y’all.

(ew)

no but seriously i’m silky smooth lol

and i smell like pumpkin shea butter!!