LISTEN: Some time ago now, long enough that you might call it “a long time ago”, I knew this woman in Oakland who I liked a whole lot. I don’t wanna say who she is because, I don’t know, what’s the point. And anyway I don’t want to implicate her in having hung out with me In That Way because it ain’t necessarily my place to put it thusly! But man, she was so cool. She was the true definition of Wild At Heart and Weird On Top, and god knows that’s the best sort of person you can ever know . . . one of God’s own prototypes, et cetera. We still “”follow each other”” on That Thing, but she’s all over the place on account of the way she makes money, and gets her rocks off and all that, which are maybe one in the same though who the hell really knows. I talked to her recently though and I think we’re gonna finally do something again. The problem before, and what is still the problem now I’m sure, is that we are ourselves, which is to say we’re way too similar in nature to make a go at the thing. She hides away and goes it alone and so do I. She would come to me and I would (accidentally) repel her and then later I would go to her and she would (accidentally??) repel me. It is a sort of sickness maybe, or a personality defect that we share . . . but that’s just the head, the tail, the whole damn thing of it, and there’s not much either of us can do about it except see what happens. Either way, I just wanna be in the same room with her again.

Well, wild lady, if there was ever a one, you may as well would have been that one. I don’t know if you still read this thing, but come on over dude. Or let’s rip around town like we did all that time ago. H’okay?

Yeah ☆