Man, I need a squire asap. Maybe I should just hire an unpaid intern to hang out and watch movies with me. I have been planning to do that for like three years but just haven’t gotten around to it. I guess I’m doing it right now.
It’d be real cool, man. I’ll cook for you. Also: all the tea and coffee you can drink. I have a bunch of cool books you can borrow. You can wear my clothes (size 29 waist). I have most Adobe programs and can teach you how to edit movies and design websites and crap like that. I’ll share my font licenses. Uh, you can pet Dante. If you’re nice to him he’ll sleep on your lap.
Any 20-year-old kids want to fart around with a gloomy motherfucker like me??
octonaut at gmail dot com