man: i have somehow accidentally put a product on my body which smells exactly like something my ex-girlfriend used to wear every day of her life

i dated this woman for almost five years, you see

five years of this scent, mercifully gone for a long long time, and returned to me tonight

on my own body, no less!

it's making me feel insane

god i miss that poor girl

i missed this smell!

but what good is it without her??

oh, please! spirit! let it be a dream!