man: i have somehow accidentally put a product on my body which smells exactly like something my ex-girlfriend used to wear every day of her life
i dated this woman for almost five years, you see
five years of this scent, mercifully gone for a long long time, and returned to me tonight
on my own body, no less!
it's making me feel insane
god i miss that poor girl
i missed this smell!
but what good is it without her??
oh, please! spirit! let it be a dream!