please enjoy this new book by ryan starsailor, which i read out loud last night to my partner until we both laughed so hard we had to stop! tough guys who love each other’s muscles, rude ‘tude jokes, & existential dread by an absolute sweetheart genius https://t.co/DyccaDNn4n pic.twitter.com/4bzvunKbD6

— nick splendorr ✨ (@nosplendorr) August 11, 2018

thank you nick splendorr, my friend

book hain’t exactly NEW, but i did just update it with a back cover and a forward and all that, so i reckon it’s new ENOUGH

zip up them diapers y’all cuz new gritt stories inbound!!! just finishing some sh*t up. my babies must be beautiful before i put them up for sale, you see