Damn!! The night I posted my skincare routine page, 70 people from 38 cities and 10 countries read it. Maybe I should make a video of me doing my routine or something. I mean what the hell else am I going to do with myself?

I need to add the shaving stuff I use . . . cuz thing is, my hair is dark and thick and grows extremely fast, so I have to shave like every other day or else I look disgusting. I actually get a 5 o’clock shadow. It’s really annoying! So I had to find all the good stuff on account of having to shave so frequently. I’ve only shaved my legs once back in high school when I was drunk with my friends, but if I still did it, I’d definitely use the luxurious shaving soap I use now.

I’m cheap in virtually every other way other than my skin. You can’t use cheap trash on your skin. It’s got to be good stuff. Skin is the largest organ on the human body, after all. You know?

Though yeah: it’s wild as hell that I know so many people in so many cities. I guess a deep and abiding love for our own skin really is the path to peace and brotherly love.

Finally, here’s an alternate image I made where Laura and I are in a hot spring except we’re stoic: