People say to me all the time: “You seem like someone who would smoke.”


Maybe it’s because I’m a moody idiot jerk! But then who knows.

Anyway I don’t smoke. It’s so bad for you, man. God is it ever!

Self-loathing and not sleeping are my only vices! Well, there’s a bunch of other micro-vices I have, but hell, I ain’t gettin into that tonight.