lol southwest sent me this and there was a download button?? like they want me to put it somewhere?? fine here it is

i flew way more than seven times . . . just not through them . . . but i guess they don’t give a shit about that and why should they!!

also ew it says “on point”

and also my 2018 was not “on point”—it was a fucking travesty from start to finish lol

(2019 rules though)

well: i’ll be on a southwest flight to detroit in fifteen days, so i guess they’ve got me for life, or at least until they inevitably go bankrupt like every other US airline carrier

ok bye