When I first moved to Portland, I was working at this awful place on Division Street because I didn’t know what else to do with myself. One day this girl came up to me and placed this li’l instruction sheet for a Star Glider on the counter in front of me and smiled and ran away. I flipped it over and saw that she had written down her name and number! Her name was Beth. I only saw her for half a second. I don’t know much about Beth.

Anyway I found this again just now. Whoa! Star Glider! Sorry I never called you, Beth. I was a mess back then!!

I’m an even bigger mess now!!!! And so and so on into oblivion, baby!!!!!!!! ☆彡