hey girl gimme back them stars cuz i got some f*ckin sailing to do!!!! ☆彡

p.s. did you know that i originally came from space, where for many millennia i sailed through the stars there, who next to dante the cat are my best friends? i have been around forever, and maybe even longer than that. i crash-landed my meteor-surfboard on earth one snowy day thirty years ago on the eastern coast of the united states of america . . . and it’s been a cart-wheeling freakshow of absolute terror ever since!! sometimes i think i gotta get back up there and be with my starfriends again, but probably i’ll stick around a little while longer. mmmhmmm ☆彡