Pretty much nothing ever works the way it’s supposed to. I have a short list of things that actually do work . . . and while penicillin and ibuprofen are on that list, and electric guitars and hammers and bicycles, and so on—all fine human innovations in their own right—it is hydrocortisone that has never failed me. That stuff definitely rules a lot. Man, it clears something up by the next morning. I had this red dot on my nose that vanished almost instantly after I applied this godly topical steroid. Of course you can’t use too much too often or it thins the skin . . . but then, hey, it usually works the first time around anyway.

And that’s why hydrocortisone is Ryan’s Hot Pick of The Day®. Thanks for reading. See you tomorrow, jerks!!!