i tried speaking to THE GIRL FROM ESTONIA in estonian but, you know . . . i guess it’s kind of an obscure / niche language and she’s over it lol

and when i told her i just wanted to impress her mom, she assured me I Am Enough. p-phew!!

(one of my middle names means “protector / guardian” . . .)

((never been accused of being “well behaved” though))

p.s. i finally translated the mystery phrase from her letter, being ABORDI PÄRDIK (which i assumed had something to do with abortion), seen here:

and uh:

good-night!