So we’re all in agreement that perfect symmetry in a human body is creepy as hell, right? I mean, how could it not be? There’s something unnerving about it!

Isn’t it way cooler when someone has mostly straight teeth but then they have like one weird crooked tooth? Or, even better, a bunch of crooked teeth? I find that so touching.

DID YOU KNOW: My right eye is slightly higher up than my left eye? I think that rules. I also have a “beauty mark” (lol) on my left cheek that I absolutely hated when I was kid. But now I love that thing a whole bunch.

OK your turn!!