OK so apparently there is more than one albino raccoon, as I happened to witness two of them near the Fairyland sign the other night on my way home from a sullen walk. I reckon it was too good to be true that there was a single omnipresent albino raccoon. Still! It is comforting to know they’re out there, and that they can reproduce and perpetuate their rare genetic trait.

A guy in front of me paused to watch them too. He turned to me and said, “Damn!” and I said, “Brother, we just witnessed a beautiful thing.”