apropos of nothing, here are the !! TOP FIVE !! worst years of my life in chronological order:

  • 2003 (hardcore bad strangeness)
  • 2008 (i was a big jerk for some reason)
  • 2011 (my cats were abducted (i got dante back))
  • 2016 (dead broke and malfunctioning in portland lol)
  • 2022 (a total waste of time with nothing to show for it)

the best year of my life was 2013 or 2019 for similar reasons . . . namely, i had a cool house and was meeting a lot of people and barely anything went wrong and i was more or less the duke of oakland. yeah baby . . .

okbye