my favorite part about being back in virginia this weekend is how everyone tailgates you with their high-beams on

also everywhere you go, people are just staring vacantly at walls and shit

also it’s true: people really do just sit in their cars in parking lots with the engine on looking at their phones or staring at brick walls . . . a phenomenon i committed to the collective memory of the world two years ago when i was trapped here for reasons i have now forgotten!

this sucks lol

well: it’s back to good ol california on sundee mornin provided the ghost of christmas past that is this place and the people in it don’t conspire to kill me first . . . conspire to stare vacantly into my horrified eyes until i explode!!

stayed tuned y’all

next up: your local weather forecast

bad news: it’s acid rain and nuclear fallout from here on out!!!!