these are my big Weekend Plans:

• buy a punching bag from a guy who has since abandoned his New Year’s Resolution to buy and use a punching bag
• obtain acid and tune out by myself in Berkeley
• ignore my programming which screams at me ceaselessly to destroy myself
• maybe accidentally destroy myself a little
• finish a novella I’ve been writing about a super-soldier who lands on an asteroid made of marshmallow to take a piss, and who uncovers a secret reptile factory in the asteroid’s core via a huge sinkhole that opens up behind a Waffle House
• watch ‘La Jetée‘, which inspired ’12 Monkeys’, which I watched again last night because that movie rules a lot
• tie 50 lb. weights to my feet and jump into the San Francisco Bay??

stay tuned