Weird Junk

I’m going to use this page to house everything that has no place else to go. It’s gotta go somewhere, after all.

Books

I have written and self-published three novellas. I’m working on a fourth one, and a full-blown novel as well. Mostly I have been working on my Gritt Calhoon tales, which are, to put it charitably, insane psycho trash.

Gritt Calhoon is a character I created ten years ago now. He’s a seven-foot-tall super soldier with dozens of severe mental disorders and a haunted past who aimlessly wanders the galaxy in search of tail, imbibing whatever substances he can get his hands on to kill the pain of mere existence, and always ending up embroiled in some sort of violent conflict requiring his fearlessness and military expertise.

The third chapter in the trilogy, GRITT CALHOON AND THE BIG-ASS HOLE IN THE GROUND, will be finished soon. Please anticipate it.

You can read all my novellas right here on this very website. There they are just below here. Wow! More to come~

GRITT CALHOON AND THE MIDNIGHT ASSAULT
A seven-foot-tall veteran super soldier returns to his hometown to defend a local high school from a gang of psycho freaks.
GRITT CALHOON AND THE BLOODBATH BENEATH MOUNT TERROR
Adrift in life, Gritt travels to Antarctica to raid a cocaine-filled volcano.
ELECTRIC HEART, NEON NIGHTMARE
Two investigative reporters twisted on Schedule 1 substances infiltrate the strange, sad dream of Los Angeles.
FRIENDS

Laura Rokas is a world-famous French-Canadian multimedia artist from Montreal. She’s also my best friend!

Brandon Sheffield is a game designer from Oakland who always feeds me noodles when I go to his house, and is probably one of the most honest and principled dudes I know??

Tombo is my spirit brother and a photographer who lives in Spain most of the time. He also lived on my couch for a month one summer.

Sam Spano is a visual artist I met in Oakland a long time ago. He paints these huge paintings of cats and flowers and women who may or may not be real. Sam has a big beard and a hearty musk (lol)~

Big Delicious is a polymath stoner sage from Ohio who creates incredible music. We met in Japan twelve years ago and have been brothers ever since. Ooo-yeeaaaUHHHH!!

Videos

Some commercials I wrote and starred in for an annual music festival in Oakland called PIPEFEST (RIP). I must warn you that they’re supremely bizarre in a way that may test the taste and decency of all who bear witness: