I’ve been looping ‘Heart of Gold’ for like an hour

Man, fuck

‘Behold!’ said the LORD, ‘there are cool dudes everywhere, and they are pretty cool. . . .”

Hey kids have a seat I’m going to tell you a boring-ass story that nobody cares about (not even me!)

OK:

I like a girl, she doesn’t live in the same city as me, I’m pretty sure she has a boyfriend now

The end!!!! Now get the hell out of here you gorgeous sons of bitches!!!!!!!!

OK here’s another epitaph up for grabs:

“LORD!
YOU SHOULDA SEEN
THIS BIG DUMB IDIOT”

I am melodramatic and overwrought and cartoonishly critical of myself and self-loathe like there’s no god dang tomorrow but I’m also perfectly aware of all that stuff and do it consciously so maybe it’s OK??????????????

Here, I’m going to write my autobiography right now:

“Just another bag of garbage screaming for a few more seconds of air”

Hah hah just kidding

freakin black sabbath, man

god i love chilling out with black sabbath

I have faithfully watched two episodes of ‘The Twilight Zone’ every day now for like two weeks or something

To be a teenager again on an infinite loop, and to have a vague sensation that you’ve already done it, and that it’s good, would be the best thing I think but what do I know I had a good time when I was a teenager