love-foursail

“won’t somebody please
help me with my miseries
can’t somebody see, yeah
what this world has done to me”

god, yes

My homepage is the Wikipedia article for magicians / mages / warlocks / sorcerers / enchanters / wizards

On Monday mornings I wake up at 4 a.m. and deliver donuts all around the Bay Area. I go to Oakland, Berkeley, Albany, San Mateo, Palo Alto, and Cupertino. It’s real cool. I listen to dad jazz and talk to cute baristas and get free coffee all day.

My first stop in San Francisco is the Ferry Building where we have a donut kiosk. Last Monday, after I unloaded all the boxes, I went into the restroom there and used one of the urinals. All the stalls were occupied, and there was this awkward middle-aged guy just standing nearby, presumably waiting to use one of them.

I thought, “Well, if ‘waiting for some other guy to finish taking a dump so you can take a dump’ isn’t a great big metaphor for life on Earth, I don’t know what is.”

Gliding smoothly along this bipolar upswing superhighway in my brain ☆

I think people let me get away with being a huge fuck-up because they know that at the very least I’m not trying to get into their pants or take their money, and even when I’m a horse’s ass I mean no harm

oaklandbabes

My friend Anastasia came up from LA and visited me in Oakland and we went to the San Pablo Flea Market as the sun was setting

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Laura helped me deliver donuts all over the Bay Area last week

I don’t know what this says about me, but one of the coolest mental images I can conjure up is like . . . a fat kid with long hair shredding on an electric guitar