WHAT DOES GOD NEED WITH A STARSHIP
sorry, soldier: that love’s gonna have to come off
nurse, i trust you: go ahead and put on the song that makes you lonely
this is not, like, a cute metaphor: the way in which i perceive reality has changed in the last five or six days
i really am getting that “wrong dimension” sensation
i have become unglued from my own world is what i’m saying
and now i’m falling through time!
ok time to go to sleep!!! ☆彡
tonight i was bummed as hell and no one was waiting for me anywhere so i went walking through a lightning storm
and i thought to myself: “hmm . . . i think i might actually finally be losing my mind”
lol
“I don’t want my pain taken away! I need my pain!”
. . . is a good Kirk quote from ‘STAR TREK V: THE FINAL FRONTIER’
Man, this movie looks really good. It has some good set pieces. It’s kind of like the ‘Thunderdome’ of the Star Trek movies.
Doesn’t deserve all the hate!
Mmhm!
computer, test subject ryan starsailor has been terminated
now will you please get this rotten bastard’s bones out of here on the double!!
computer, go ahead and shut down vital functions . . . this experiment has failed, and it’s time to put the test subject known as ryan starsailor down for good
and for god’s sake can we get some trash bags and a black coffin in here pronto
this son of a bitch is going to start stinking up the place sooner than later
A SKELETON DIPPED INTO A VAT OF FLESH
and two chimpanzees fucking on top of the declaration of independence
. . . and beethoven’s ghost playing moonlight sonata in the crater of a hydrogen bomb the size of texas
in secret, and by myself, i have been watching every single ‘star trek’ movie in chronological order
‘wrath of khan’ is everyone’s favorite . . . and it’s very good!! but maaannnn i had so much fun with ‘the voyage home’. they time travel back to the bay area, for god’s sake! in the 1980s! to take humpback whales back to the 23rd century, where they are extinct, so they can communicate with a massive cylindrical vessel that is accidentally destroying earth by releasing high-frequency transmissions into the ocean to communicate with whales, which are, yes, extinct!!
for god’s sake, people: admiral james t. kirk goes on a date at an italian restaurant with a marine biologist! and when the check comes he’s confused because there’s no money in the 23rd century! it’s weird stupid stuff. i love it so much.
look at this frickin poster, man:
god, that rules!!!! but: the golden gate bridge does not connect oakland / treasure island to san francisco like that. that would be the bay bridge. the golden gate bridge connects san francisco to the north bay / marin county, which is more north. (unless that’s supposed to be the far less iconic bay bridge? which resembles the golden gate bridge only it’s grey? everything in the poster is reddish so it’s difficult to tell. what leads me to believe it’s supposed to be the golden gate bridge is that it only has two towers, whereas the bay bridge has like four or five. whatever. it’s still cool)
next up is ‘STAR TREK V: THE FINAL FRONTIER’, which is widely considered to be the worst ‘star trek’ film. it was directed by william shatner! i can’t wait~
i think i’m going to make a li’l subpage and do li’l write-ups of the movies as i watch them. is that dumb? i don’t know. i guess i don’t care either
anyway
kirk out.
