11 February 2019

HERE’S THE THING: Many of you are fine and decent people, and I like a whole lot of you, and some of you I even love. But I gotta say, these days I sure am pulling down my bathing suit and sticking my ass out at the world, because, like the fella said:

YEAH. The rest of the world can kiss my ass, man. You don’t owe me nothin, and I don’t owe you nothin either . . . so get lost!!

11 February 2019

last night i was about to take a bath, and i saw a single black ant crawling around the surface of the tub. i got a piece of cardboard and corralled him onto it and then placed him outside. good luck little dude. i’m glad i didn’t accidentally drown you

10 February 2019

yup

(tombo: i trust you understand the visual metaphor represented here)

10 February 2019

yeah yeah i’m sorry everyone is getting this picture today, what with it being so good and all (dante is drowning in his own fluff) . . . but logan had The Best Response so here we are

10 February 2019

on this day five years ago i accompanied my spirit-brothers tim rogers and delicious mccune to gamespot’s headquarters in san francisco for reasons i can’t entirely remember

i must have been about VIDEOBALL lol

09 February 2019

i got some adderall and i’ve turned into a psycho letter-writing machine

these are not insignificant either . . . some of them are downright treacherously long

mom & dad: you’re safe for now

i’m having me a good ol time over here

09 February 2019

see you soon

(amissa & amy: i have somehow never taken a photo of either of you, but rest assured i will See You Soon in LA too ★)